About
I enjoy a well crafted egg salad sandwich and the containers for which they are made. I seem to have no problem paying six dollars for a fruit and cheese plate at Starbucks. I don’t like empty clothes hangers indiscriminately placed among the hung clothes. My cat likes to watch people in the bathroom. My linoleum floor in the kitchen is in surprisingly good shape after 10 years. I’d do anything for my daughter. I like to watch her sleep late at night because deep down I know I don’t want to miss anything. I think the name Fuster Buskins is pretty funny. I don’t like towels that are too small nor do I like unexpectedly running out of deodorant during application. I like lamp cords with foot switches and clean, smudge free counter tops. Martinis are overrated. Old Fashioneds are underrated. Aren’t there an incredibly diverse variety of beans out there? I like a thick bottomed glass filled completely with clear, unbroken ice and the bourbon poured just half way to the top. I’d ask you to ask me if you want to know more about me, but then I’d likely just say more of this pretentious horseshit.